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When the token wholesome friend asks to come out tonight

Whenever I look at a class syllabus

My relationship with my bed

When I have a car on campus

When I don’t realize that my volume is turned all the way up

When I’m alone in the house & hear a strange noise

When my green shell actually hits someone in Mario Kart

How I feel whenever I drive by my old high school

The cure to a bad day

When a restaurant tells me there’s more than a 15 minute wait